Sunday 6 March 2011

Man sues Indiana strip cub after dangerous "wardrobe malfunction" (he got hit in the face with a shoe!)


I love this article. its brilliant- I saw it on the bust magazine website and thought it ought to be shared- too good not to!

really this begs the question- how would he like the stipper to removed her shoes?
Very carefully with both feet on the floor?
HA
I guess this can be classed as an occupational hazard?

no, I do feel a little sorry for him- Imagine trying to explain that at work/ to your wife/ family- "what happened to your face?!"

Jake Quagliaroli, a 34 year old man from Indiana, was visiting PT's Showclub when the fun-filled night took a high-speed turn. According to his attorney, Syed Ali Saeed, Quagliaroli was hit in the face by a heavy bottomed shoe when an exotic dancer's foot during a "high kick maneuver" went very wrong.
The impact resulted in four chipped teeth. As Saeed stated, "It was not a situation where it was a light tap on the face. It hit him with quite a bit of force. You can imagine the velocity at which the shoe must have come out when it hit him in the face."
Yes, Saeed, we can image. Any stripper worth their salt can whip a shoe off in lightening speed.
Saeed further commented that a strip club has a duty to protect their customers. "[They] need to make sure people are wearing the right kind of clothes and [that those clothes] are not flying off" Saeed stated to AOLnews.
Jeeze, some people are so particular about how they want their stripper's clothes to come off. You know, some men pay 200 dollars per hour to get beat up in the face by a pretty gal like that. Sounds like Quagliaroli got a freebie to me.
Interestingly enough, this is not the first time a strip club has been sued for chunky heel related injuries. I don't think a stripper has ever been awarded for long-term damages to her back, though. Ladies, a lesson: big heels make excellent weapons.

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